Bwahaha
10/3/2009
Chris: What are you up to?
Me: At a wedding
Chris: !! who?
Me: Me, didn’t I tell you?
Chris: =O you harpy!! How could youuuu!!??
Me:Eh, free cake, you know?
Chris: lol free party favors too!
Me:Well yeah. You don’t mind right? I’ll have to move in with my new husband tho. You can handle the apt.
Chris: I’m doomed! Ruined again! Stabbed through the heart by someone I love for the umpteenth time! Is there no justice!? No god!??
Chris: What time you getting home? Store tonight?
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11/28/09
Me: we love you conrad, oh yes we do. we love you conrad, and we’ll be true. when you’re not near us, we’re bluuuue. oh conrad we love yooou
Chris: conrad!??
Me: hes a fine, upstanding, patriotic, healthy, normal American boy
Chris: how would you describe me?
Me: well, you are no conrad…