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This is what they look like when they are sleeping. Helen said she would come take care of them for me cause she doesn’t want me to kill them.

This is the corner of my porch.

Ok, so, I swear my little windowbox garden grows everytime I look at it. Check back for future updates and see for yourself.

These pictures were taken on… I think Wednesday the 21st. I had my camera out to take pictures of the kittens maybe. Something like that.

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Say goodbye to Audrey’s MASSIVE TONSILS

Yeah, I made a nerd cake

Yeah. It took 2 1/2 hours to decorate.

Yeah.

Yes, that’s right. Kinoki.

Magical footpads that suck all your toxins out through your feet while you sleep.

Just like how a tree releases its toxins through its roots.

Why… Just read these reviews!

Anonymous – It Worked
Thank you Kinoki, your product protects me from toxins. Being a magic user I am particularly vulnerable to toxins since I have low hitpoints. By placing these on my feet I can confidently attack rogues with poisoned blades without worry. Thank you Kinoki, because of you I was able to reach level 12! oh and my feet smelllll GREAT!!!

P.S. I am a caster and tend to wear light colored cloth robes, I prefer white. My robes use to be dingy all of the time and I couldn’t figure out why. I now know it was all the toxins in my body seeping into my robes. I had always put off wearing my +8 magic +2 health +2 speed robes because I didn’t want to ruin them. I can say I have been wearing my new robes and look fantastic. I think the elf across the way has noticed me. Any way, thank you again. My life is vastly improved from your man pads.

Anonymous – It Worked
Before I used this product I had HIV and I had been diagnosed w/ brain cancer…

Now THANKS to Kinoki i’ve been miraculously cured of both diseases!

Thank You Kinoki you’ve saved my life

Anonymous – Didn’t Work
Okay, to the person that said the product cured them of brain cancer and HIV – that is totally full of bullshit. If the product did cure you of those diseases, then why aren’t the top doctors of hospitals using them to cure those sick with those fatal diseases? The product doesn’t work and a waste of money.

Anonymous – Didn’t Work
I know that I am full of toxins, since I drink a pint of Jack Daniels, a 12 pack of Stroh’s and eat McDonald’s daily. I put these on my feet, and they did nothing for a week. Then I read the comment that I may have too many toxins, so I placed a second set on my shins. Still no help.

Then I slept with a prostitute (4 times in one night–maybe it did help my stamina!) and contracted gonorrhea. Then I KNEW that was toxic, so I wrapped one around my male member. Still no help.

Must I go to the evil doctor and follow the advice of someone who studied their life to help people?

Anonymous – It Worked
Not only did i use them on my feet, I also used them for mensturation! They were great and I stopped bleeding after the seventh day! Thanks Kinoki for much less toxins!

Anonymous – Didn’t Work
Didn’t work for me so I went to a specialist in ancient Chinese homeopathic remedies, Dr. Dong Ho. She explained that toxins are best released through a natural drainage tube like the penis. The sessions were expensive..about $100 each..but I did feel much better immediately!

Anonymous – Didn’t Work
i haven’t shit in 3 weeks this does not work!! i want a refund.

Anonymous – Didn’t Work
Kinoki’s fancy diagram of a tree losing toxins through its roots had me pretty convinced. I figured that humans and trees are basically the same thing. I guess I was wrong because they didn’t work.

Anonymous – Didn’t Work
I never used it, but would like to know the wise guy that told me to save my $ by using superglue and a maxi pad. thanks alot!! wifes maxipad 1.25 three bottles of super glue 9.75 a trip to the emergency room 150.00 my wife leaving me because I’m an idiot priceless. so in a sense it did work. without even trying it.

Anonymous – It Worked
Woohoo! These pads are awesome! I don’t know what has helped me more: Kinoki, Ginko Biloba, ion neckace, copper bracelet, or my 70s mood ring.

Anonymous – It Worked
After using these magical Kinoki pads my arthritis went away also my erectile dysfunction!

Thanks Kinoki!

Anonymous – It Worked
Wow! Where do I begin? My girlfriend’s mother gaver her a set of Kinoki foot pads for a Christmas stocking stuffer. Not being fool enough to try them, they got tossed into a drawer and nearly forgotten about– at least until a few nights ago. Last Tuesday evening, my girlfriend and I got into a playful argument over which movie to watch first as we had rented two. For some reason, watching a flick about Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore writing song lyrics together just wasn’t high on my list of priorities.

We agreed to watch Jeopardy together and the first person to answer ten questions would get to choose the movie. I had ten correct answers blurted out when she had just four. We watched “Easy Rider” together, then I decided to retire for the evening. Well, the proverbial excrement hit the fan as my lovely lady voiced her displeasure that she sat through “my movie” and felt I should now sit through hers… Looking back, bringing up her loss on the Jeopardy bet probably was a stragic error. Doing so with a grin was an outright mistake.

Sometime during the night, she decided to pull a fast one and retrieved her mamma’s unused Christmas gift and took out a pad. Being the observant and creative type, she took notice that I was sleeping commando– and decided she’d put the pad somewhere interesting. Hours later, in the early hours of the morning, nature took it’s course and parts of me began to wake up sometime before my brain and eyes…

It was the discomfort that woke me that morning– not the alarm clock sitting bedside. I pusked back the covers to discover what looked like a giant sanitary napkin stuck between my legs. Half of it had a firm grasp on my squishy parts, but the remainder of the adhesive-backed pad stuck resolutely to the sensitive skin stretched tight by my growing– ahem– tension. Removing that pad with a swift, “let’s-get-it-over-with” tug produced blinding pain, a yelp and startled the hell out of my partner who awoke just in time to see the results produced by the Kinoki.

While I can not say that it actually drew any toxins out of my crotch, the pad certainly had removed folicles to which I had been previously attached. When the laughter stopped, my girlfriend took sympathy (or should I say empathy) on me and retrieved from the bathroom some kind of gel she uses when she shaves. The gel was cool and soothing with a slight afterburn. Refreshing, eh? She assured me that this was “the thing to do”.

So, in closing– I just want to thank Kinoki. While obviously not the intended purpose for their product, the pads left me with a smooth feel and look that my lady simply can’t get enough of. I literally haven’t slept in three days.

She’s in the next room sleeping soundly with a smile on her face as I write this. After I click “Submit” I’ll be grabbing a fresh Kioki pad and heading off to the bedroom. I think it’s time for that quirky, little “landing strip” of hers to finally disappear.

Bottom line..

Kinoki sucks the toxins out of your feet. toxins that cause brain cancer, hiv, and low hp. It will cure all diseases and make your sex life better. Not to mention the additional uses such as hair removal and maxi pads.