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All the pastries I make are calorie free

Heather — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:49:10 +0000

Mortimer Jay: Oh hello there! Now how is thee doing today?
Heather: Oh hi. Not bad. Sleepy. I woke up at 2am with a ke$ha song stuck in my head. You?
Mortimer Jay: oh no!!!! that filthy Kesha she is a mess!!!! I’m doing fine just eating myself some dinner!!!!
Heather: She is! I cant say im a fan. She is on the radio all day at work so it gets stuck in my head. Your friends are eating my cats for dinner. i hope you have better.
Mortimer Jay: oh poor you listening to kesha all day!! I usually listen to Bach or Mozart it depends on my mood. And you also mentioned work were is it exactly you work?
Heather: I am a fan of bizet myself. I work at a bakery
Mortimer Jay: Oh that must be so fun! What kinds of sweets do you make? I would eat sweets all day if I could but I must watch those calories don’t want to get fat now!
Heather: Pastries and such. Im pretty sure that sweets make you fat is a myth. Yep. I eat them all the time and im still skinny
Mortimer Jay: Oh aren’t you lucky! If I ever saw you I’m sure it’s true.
Heather: Yep. I make calorie free pastries. You should try them
Mortimer Jay: Now that’s clever!
Heather: Thats me!
Mortimer Jay: fancy! How was your day?
Heather: Not bad. Work was interesting. Just me and my bosses pretty much. Then the store was out of flea collars. Made a plan for flea eviction.
Mortimer Jay: Oh you are silly! Poor fleas but you sure can’t have fleas in a bakery!
Heather: Nope! That would be gross
Mortimer Jay: Ewwwwwww!!! Oh and how are your cats doing?
Heather: Ida doesnt seem to mind too much even though i think she has more. Bea seems a little more unhappy.
Mortimer Jay: Aww! poor them! well since you got them medicine I’m sure the fleas will leave.
Heather: Leave this plan of existence… They have eggs to destroy too
Mortimer Jay: Oh no! Well I must bid you good night now!
Heather: Alright! Have a good one

There’s an app for that

Heather — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:18:14 +0000

(207)???-????: [Picture of my car sitting in the parking lot at my apartment] stalking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahaha
me: Aieeee
(207)???-????: You better check under your bed tonight !!!!!!
(207)???-????: I might just be there !!!!
me: Watch out for the fleas!
(207)???-????: Oh you don’t know me!!!! I could just be a flea !!!
me: Noooooooooo theyve got phones now!
(207)???-????: oh and iPads too these darn new gadgets are so handy !!!
me: Indeed. Is there an app for fleas who stalk?
(207)???-????: umm i think it might be called blood tracker.
me: Eww
(207)???-????: don’t make fun of species!!!
(207)???-????: of my species
me: I wont make fun of your species if you stop gnawing on my cats. Theyve got frontline on them now, so your friends dont have long for this world
(207)???-????: Oh no worries we have already moved on.
me: Ok. Im still going to be spraying the bejeezus out of the apt just incase
(207)???-????: so… I believe the name is heather. How are you?
me: Not bad, you? I dont recognize your #
(207)???-????: oh right I haven’t introduced myself the name’s Mortimer Jay and I’m doing fine indeed.
me: Mortimer jay, eh?
(207)???-????: yup sure is
me: Well, morty, ive got to go teach a class now so ill have to ttyl
(207)???-????: oh golly have your self a flea biting time !!
me: You know it!

The GNOMES are coming!!

Heather — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 16:06:53 +0000

You know, I looked up from my laptop to see a terrifying sight.

I knew it was only a matter of time after I watched this video

Going to have to get a little pink flamingo…

Protected: 28

Heather — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 23:06:01 +0000

Tour de Fleece days 1-7

Heather — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:29:26 +0000

Day 1

Day2

Day 3

Day 4

Day 5

Day 6

Day 7

Naaaa nanana nana na na na nanana nana naaaaaaa

Heather — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 02:07:01 +0000

Made a katamari for Nerd Wars!

I added a thinger on the sidebar that tells you what projects i have in progress!

I will try to update more often also.

I need to post pictures and stats from the cross country trip

also from this past trip to michigan for jareds wedding.

Work tomorrow! Chiropractor! Laundry! Wheeeeeee

Snow Day!

Heather — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 19:00:09 +0000

Cross Country Spending Spree

Heather — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:13:23 +0000

So far we have spent….

$34.10 in tolls

$24.05 in food, snacks, soda

$223.25 in hotel rooms

lightheaded

Heather — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 21:50:42 +0000

!!!!

Nostalgia

Heather — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00:24:28 +0000

Sitting, leaning my head against the wall, clean towel hanging, pinned between my head and the wall.
the fresh scent and rough feel remind me first not of a past boyfriend dumping a hamper of straight-from-the-dryer towels on a cold day, but of folding towels with mum when i was little. they make me think of the built-in linen cabinet in the hallway. the drawers where the towels go. the cabinet where the calgon and bubble bath lived.

calgon take me away.

then i think of the drawers with kitchen towels in the kitchen. how sometimes things were hidden among them. how mum still hides things in drawers among the contents.

I miss the way things were, it makes me sad when I remember I can never go places i once went and they would still be the same way. places change. sometimes drastically. i have no control over it.

some things feel so important to hang onto. little moments. so many little moments. they slip away too easily.