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Thank you Debbie Meyer for your GreenBags!

They really do work! Check out these bananas! I got them the same day! woo!

We went to Camp Holly today to go on the Airboat ride.

It was a classy establishment

With some classy employees

Who drive classy vehicles

That bumper sticker says “Fat people are harder to kidnap”

When we got there there was a little wait. So I took pictures.

Bees by the gas tank

Ed’s Dad’s shadow

My shadow

Ed’s first white hair

Old airboats

Random cage… learned later that it is for trash

The boat coming in

Blue sky. Suck it, Maine

Vegetations

Circling birds

A shitpoke

Another Shitpoke

Then we FINALLY got on the airboat. ALIGATORS!

Cait. The hat is from Peru, she got it where I got the book. I think she said its made with alpaca. Her brother called it her wizard outfit

FINALLY, Marker 1. All you can eat Shrimp. Ed, his dad, and his Nana all had their fill, plus, of shrimps. Scampi, blackened, broiled, and fried. NOM NOM NOM

All you can eat pork at…

Ed post pork:

We went for a walk around the block. This is what Christmas looks like in Florida

that’s right. Blurry.

Also, Ed tried on an outfit he got for Christmas

Ed: yo
Me: hi
Ed: whats up?
Me: Archway Cookies went out of business
Ed: what?
Ed: Nooooooooooo

Me: ELISE
Me: ARCHWAY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS
Me: shaws only had 1 bag of gingersnaps, so i took it
Me: and some molasses
elise: WHAT?????!!!!!!
elise: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
elise: ARCHWAY MOLASSES IS THE GREATEST
elise: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
elise: kldjf;adlfjdkl;afjdl;ajfd
Me: http://www.suntimes.com/business/1211866,CST-FIN-cookie09.article
elise: noooooo
Me: when i heard i was like nooooooooooooooooo omgggggggggggggggg my life is ruinnnnnnnnnnnned
Me: kelli was like …there are other gingersnaps….

Me: i was like … No. there are none.
elise: NO THERE ARENT

Me: http://www.suntimes.com/business/1211866,CST-FIN-cookie09.article
liz: what
liz: the
Me: YEAH
liz: fuck
Me: SRSLY
liz: I HATE AMERICA
liz: HOW COULD THEY DO THAT
Me: http://heatheradamsiscoolerthanyou.com/theblog/?p=62
liz: HOWWWW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE CHEESECAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
liz: HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

R.I.P.

Someone wanted this on their birthday cake. i complied. created with buttercream frosting

Yeah, I made a nerd cake

Yeah. It took 2 1/2 hours to decorate.

Yeah.

Answer: Uh. Yeah.

Some people seem to think otherwise, despite the fact that they see me every day … in a kitchen… cooking…

“I just can’t picture you cooking”

Ok.

So to prove that I can, and do cook, I made some delicious pork. As I created this dish, I took pictures to provide photographic evidence that it was me doing the work. Not Ed, not Mum, not Audrey, not Elise. It was me.

Note the identifying freckle on my arm.

Mmmmm… somewhere in there is a pork tenderloin

Only so many potatoes fit in a crockpot, so I made some more.

I whipped them up with milk, butter, and crockpot juice.

Tada! A bed of mashed potatoes

Add some pork and onions…

Yummmmmm…..

A few extra apples… and there you go!

Yeah. Thats right. Just try to challenge or question me. You will most certainly be proved wrong.