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FINALLY Florida Trip the Second the Conclusion

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

We found this amusing. The sticker has been modified

Stole.

Yeah.


This guy was pretty enthusiastic about the Twister ride. Like… real enthusiastic.
..then he dropped this:

Yeah.

At night, Jaws is pretty fun cause you can’t see him coming


Isn’t this supposed to be the Daily Planet?


EVERYONE LOVES turkey legs!!!!


We tried waiting for the zombies to clear out a little before leaving the park. they were endless, so we had to join them


One wore highheels. To a theme park.  ….

The next day we went to WonderWorks and Wet ‘n Wild


Transporter.


Last breakfast of the trip


Bye florida..


wow.

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

So… last night we went to bottoms up…

Ed’s dad has a friend at the bar, Bob, who was making confetti out of everything he could find. beer bottle lables, coasters, napkins, the styrofoam container that had chips in it that i tried to take away from him, a plastic plate when they brought out a little buffet…


He was also taking apart some of the festive garland that was wrapped around a pole.

This is Bob… and Ed’s dad’s arm

His girlfriend was about ready to smack him the whole night. I like her.

Ed and I thought that bowl of round brown thing was a bowl of potatoes, which really makes no sense. WHY WOULD THEY BE POTATOES???? We figured out that they were rolls, but continued to call them potatoes

The picture taking got more interesting from there. i think? i had 2 shots and 4 beers.

me (11:51:50 PM): i am drunker than usuaoly
me (11:51:57 PM): lol
elise (11:51:59 PM): you really are
me (11:52:43 PM): j hz dWHAT, three drimls 2 shots?
elise (11:53:08 PM): are you sure you didnt have more?
elise (11:53:11 PM): what were the shots
me (11:53:31 PM): one washinton apple one mini margarita
me (11:53:43 PM): and 3 ? pbrs?
me (11:53:47 PM): maybe 4
elise (11:53:56 PM): did you eat anything?
me (11:53:56 PM): since 8 pm
me (11:54:11 PM): roll.s. which ed and i called potatoes
elise (11:54:41 PM): heh
elise (11:54:48 PM): and peanut butter
elise (11:54:52 PM): hiccups gone?
me (11:55:24 PM): nd ]eamtit butter. np[e still tthere
me (11:55:41 PM): knee still wet too
elise (11:56:07 PM): why is your knee wet?
me (11:56:49 PM): ed spilled last beer i thinks
elise (11:57:01 PM): jerk!
me (11:57:11 PM): he was drunk
me (11:57:14 PM): lol
elise (11:57:15 PM): ah
me (11:57:47 PM): ok, bed i think. hiccup. happy new year
elise (11:58:24 PM): happy new year. i love you
me (11:58:46 PM): i lo ve yo utoo.
me (11:59:13 PM): lapptu screen move.
me (11:59:25 PM): love upi
me (11:59:31 PM): <3
me (11:59:35 PM): srs;;t
me (11:59:43 PM): srs;/ty tjat os
me (11:59:50 PM): driuml
me (11:59:55 PM): <3
me (12:00:12 AM): for rea;
me (12:00:16 AM): real
me (12:00:23 AM): <3
me (12:00:27 AM): yeah
me (12:00:39 AM): love upi
elise (12:00:42 AM): dick clark says happy new year
me (12:00:44 AM): you
me (12:00:54 AM): thanls dock clark

Chris (11:36:56 PM): hahahsahasa
Me (11:36:57 PM): am drunker than in along timeo
Chris (11:37:03 PM): meweeetw2w2owowo
Chris (11:37:16 PM): hsahsas:-$
Me (11:37:50 PM): T+YES''p/;/p;,lk';'/?
Me (11:38:00 PM): where the fuck is enter key'
Chris (11:38:03 PM): yuetyyyyysssss
Chris (11:38:21 PM): howopor dderunk areat youatr
Chris (11:38:31 PM): ffas
Me (11:38:56 PM): very'
Chris (11:39:00 PM): hgasehrfahhsahya
Me (11:39:08 PM): my knee is wet with pbr
Chris (11:39:14 PM): ]xxxxdDDDD

Me (11:39:18 PM): cause thats whqt cgrampa drankw
Chris (11:39:36 PM): “”"gtpsagdfpgy
Chris (11:39:42 PM): tahtsat awesto0k\
Chris (11:39:42 PM): \
Chris (11:39:50 PM): aewesome’
Chris (11:40:04 PM): gah danmin it
Me (11:40:14 PM): serioulsly
Me (11:40:17 PM): hiccuops
Chris (11:40:19 PM): i hearawer that
Me (11:40:23 PM): im so steryoepticall
Chris (11:40:25 PM): lolojholo
Chris (11:40:32 PM): hahaa meeeee twwwooo\
Me (11:40:53 PM): need peanut butter
Chris (11:40:59 PM): yppouur sist lautath igingt]\
Me (11:41:00 PM): cured hiccups
Chris (11:41:52 PM): trlol[]\
Me (11:41:53 PM): i took pics at bar
Chris (11:42:00 PM): reatly?
Chris (11:42:25 PM): fjuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu’
Me (11:42:25 PM): yeah. upload tomorrow
Chris (11:42:29 PM): wroorooty
Me (11:42:33 PM): or tonights. lets see
Chris (11:42:38 PM): shaerthath
Chris (11:42:42 PM): i meaTRATN
Chris (11:42:44 PM): HAHAHA
Me (11:43:23 PM): my kne e is wet
Chris (11:43:39 PM): WAAAARHHHDS?
Chris (11:43:53 PM): LICHCV LICAH LAITHC
Chris (11:44:13 PM): I MEAEEN LICK ALICIK LICAK\
Me (11:44:48 PM): i have to pee, brb
Chris (11:44:59 PM): LOAL OK\
Chris (11:48:29 PM): TRULY, YOURS IS A BUTT THAT JUST WON’T QUIT.
Me (11:50:23 PM): sillly me dlcose lapd top
Me (11:50:31 PM): lol, my buttt
Chris wants to directly connect (11:52:38 PM).
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Chris (11:52:46 PM): hahhaha
Me (11:53:08 PM): shit send that again’
Chris (11:53:42 PM): hahahee
Me (11:54:17 PM): hicuup
Me (11:58:00 PM): hiccup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me (11:58:06 PM): sllrup
Me (11:58:15 PM): happy new eyar?!
Me (11:58:22 PM): droooolyy
Me (12:01:43 AM): hiccuos are so cliche
Me (12:01:47 AM): serioueslgy
Me (12:02:04 AM): bur i havw rwhm
Me (12:02:14 AM): udh
Me (12:02:17 AM): ok
Me (12:02:25 AM): goodnight i thinkk
Chris (12:02:27 AM): brb
Chris signed off at 12:02:34 AM.
Me (12:02:35 AM): seriously:?
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Me (12:12:20 AM): seriously:?
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Me (12:13:35 AM): ok. brf \\\m bed time. i puked. serioud;sly. ok. mihjy. sleep k
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Brad (12:03:48 AM): chris is broken so I’m taking over
Me (12:13:58 AM): ok/ i am drunk night

Airboat Ride and All you can eat #2

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

We went to Camp Holly today to go on the Airboat ride.

It was a classy establishment

With some classy employees

Who drive classy vehicles


That bumper sticker says “Fat people are harder to kidnap”

When we got there there was a little wait. So I took pictures.


Bees by the gas tank


Ed’s Dad’s shadow


My shadow


Ed’s first white hair


Old airboats


Random cage… learned later that it is for trash


The boat coming in


Blue sky. Suck it, Maine


Vegetations


Circling birds

A shitpoke


Another Shitpoke

Then we FINALLY got on the airboat. ALIGATORS!




Cait. The hat is from Peru, she got it where I got the book. I think she said its made with alpaca. Her brother called it her wizard outfit

FINALLY, Marker 1. All you can eat Shrimp. Ed, his dad, and his Nana all had their fill, plus, of shrimps. Scampi, blackened, broiled, and fried. NOM NOM NOM

All You Can Eat #1

Monday, December 29th, 2008

All you can eat pork at…

Ed post pork:

We went for a walk around the block. This is what Christmas looks like in Florida



that’s right. Blurry.

Also, Ed tried on an outfit he got for Christmas

Christmas the Second

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Ham with the little packet

Turkey with the.. saline injections

lots o’ food.

Then Christmas presents. I wasn’t expecting so much, really. Here’s the loot:

A sweater from Nana

From Joe and Cait, liquor filled chocolates and a nifty grater thing from ikea

From Aunt Bonnie an anklet

From Nana a necklace (sorry about blurry)

And from Ed’s Dad a bracelet

Also I ordered our tickets for Orlando.

(click for biggification)

On Friday we are going to go to

Stay over at

then on Saturday go to

Between then and now is still to be decided. All I know is

Tuesday = All you can eat shrimp
Thursday = All you can eat ribs
Friday = All you can eat fish fry

there was an all you can eat on monday too, but i forgot what it was.